sore throat

woke up with a sore throat. usually i don't get these. was in waitrose yesterday and a bottle blond arab-south american-afro-german-irish looking midget woman was there, seemed to emit some kind of almost burning rays, also my geiger-muller counters were "playing-up" ie one just read zero and the other kept resetting to 0.00 time. probably some sort of low level "dirty" terrorist. ive come to the conclusion that there's quite a few of these around here. i used to call it the "hugo chavez rainbow web of evil" as in george bush's "axis of evil" but a bit more "trendy" and a lot more extensive and deceptive. more about that in a later post.

i have quite often got a sore throat following such events :-( however they always go fairly quickly.