women

1/ no matter how intelligent in other areas of life, often fall for a no-good guy

2a/ they are experts in knowing what men are thinking

2b/ they are also experts in deluding themselves : taking this with 2/ they actually often know more about what you think than what they themselves think!

3/ they have much better peripheral vision than men, and are thus better at things like pick pocketing. if a woman holds eye contact with you for any length of time try to look out for what her hands are doing. :-(

now i have replied to my own blog!!!

carpentry

spent all day from 10am till 8pm putting up a baton and the back panel for a wardrob. it sounds like a long time fro the job but it is tidying the area first, cutting the timbers (4 batons - fortunately the panel was the right size), drilling the wall for the baton... the drill broke as well :-( .. you can see why i call this blog "sigh". but once the baton was up the panel went on well and then i just had to tidy away... done quite a good job really. but actually its only about 1/3 of the whole job! and now i need to repair the drill, or get a new one :-(

communists are stupid!

most modern communists have been attacking capitalism for most of their lives... what the dumb idiots don't seem to realise is that modern social democracy has created the conditions where any group of people intelligent, cohesive, sufficiently large and motivated enough can create almost any type of society that they want without hindrance from the "mainstream" if they do it without affecting the other people, ie by going away together to a country estate, ashram or a small farm or a little island... so do commies get together to make worker paradises? no they haven't; their prejudices, their uncritical, convoluted, iconismic and hidebound dogmatic thinking, bitterness, anger and blindness to the world outside their circles of debating, politicking and posing cause them to only have attacked, sniped at, sabotaged, hobbled, maimed and degraded the very system that creates the conditions that makes the type of society they claim they want possible, thus it is the actions of communists that more often than not prevent any real communism forming in today's world.

accusations, journalism

i am not a spy and have never been one. i have been an occasional peace activist. any information i have ever deliberately provided to any power hostile or potentially hostile to the UK has been provided in a minimal form to illustrate a peace plan, and has been taken from publicly available sources ie the Telegraph and the Times newspapers and, possibly BBC radio or has been invented by shutting my eyes and putting dots on a map.

i have never been involved in gathering or transmitting state or military secrets. and have never received any money for selling information, or any money from any foreign power or british rebel movement.

flodden

many scotch people still lament their casualties at the battle of Flodden in northumbria. in fact i here that some scotch of aristocratic and some other lineages have handed down their "commissions of fire and sword" against the victors of flodden to this very day, and still to this day have been known to have killed or cuckolded (to "cut off" the lineage) descendants of the victors.

few people realise that flodden was fought on british territory, with a smaller british army defending britain from a larger and more modernly equipped scotch one. the scotch had invaded northumbria, raping, pillaging and burning their way south to newcastle, which they stayed out of on the payment of tribute. the northern english and northern welsh levies who fought against them were part time home guard troops, fighting to defend their homes, whereas the scotch were the scotch kings best attacking troops, augmented with french knights. the latest weapons of the day - firearms and long pikes had recently been issued to the scotch forces, the english stuck with longbow and bill-hook or halberd. the scotch also had big new cannons, the english had perhaps a few more but smaller artillery.

but as is most often the case in the anglo-scotch wars, smaller english forces especially fighting at home inflicted a telling defeat on the scotch.

but for some reason the unwise scotch who invaded this country of their own volition have blamed us for their casualties :~( hypocrisy!

militia

county militias, shire fyrds, this country needs a home guard as served so well in times past. the northern levies kept the scotch wolves from the door for half a millenia, in these times of troubles this country needs a strong and determined defence at home, especially against low-level terrorism, organised crime, sabotage.

our borders are at present not secure, the police are either bribed, blackmailed, or intimidated from tackling the more organised criminals and large portions of our society do not feel loyalty to Britain, the British people, crown, nation, realm or state.

it is high time we prepared for the attacks of deceitful and or savage enemies... our beloved country must be defended, our way of life has already been slashed and cut at with the connivance of the traitorous anthony bliar... and this country is ill prepared to meet the onslaughts that the hugo chavez's and osamas of the world dream of inflicting on it.

terrorists and spies

list of probable origins of terrorists and spies in our area:-

latin americans - hugo chavez / sendero murder brigades - mostly from paraguay, columbia (FARC), venezuela, mexico, and peru, but i suspect the leadership may be equador based?

saudi arabians

syrians

irish - republicans (IRA, IRB, Cumnal na Mhan), native irish royalists, and oliver cromwell vengeance squads

turks - usually pretend to be british or europeans

japanese - hiroshima revenge squads or aum shinriko ?

native north americans - flin flon vengeance squads - dont know if there was some kind of accident there or why they have come to this area but they say they are "bringing back our property"... might tie in with the mexicans.

the scottish office, don't know why but the scottish office operates an intelligence gathering operation in england perhaps including this area. not sure if this has any impact on we locals.

germans, often nazis, supporting other rainbow groups for anti-semitic reasons.

clan chattan - tony blairs scottish tribe... the gods know what they are doing here, some are working as hairdressers!!!

pakistanis - often use females often in full religious get-up to carry small amounts of radiation around with them - as with many pakistani and palestinian terrorist / sabotage activities in the UK this is called "doing good for the nation" ie the nation being the mohammedan or arab one.

chinese triads, any origin madams of brothels and some other "underworld" types also carrying varying amounts of radioactive material... probably for hire by almost anyone with loads of money eg osama bin laden and his saudi and turkish pals.

sikhs. general dyer descendants extermination plan... now i'm not descended from brigadier dyer or anymore related to him than anyone else in england... btw his family was from north devon, in the south of england, mine are from the north of england... but someone once told a bunch of credulous sikhs that i was, so ive had some experience of their harassment. not especially active in this area at present.

(PS say a prayer for the queens officer miss Jo Dyer who died in Iraq serving this country albeit under the mismanagement of the demon bliar)

more to follow.

waiting

after shopping yesterday my friend decided to have a cigarette. instead of waiting less than 10 minutes to drive to my home and for her to have one in the garden i had to hang around in a car park while she satisfied her habit :-( for some reason i find this very annoying. 

sore throat

woke up with a sore throat. usually i don't get these. was in waitrose yesterday and a bottle blond arab-south american-afro-german-irish looking midget woman was there, seemed to emit some kind of almost burning rays, also my geiger-muller counters were "playing-up" ie one just read zero and the other kept resetting to 0.00 time. probably some sort of low level "dirty" terrorist. ive come to the conclusion that there's quite a few of these around here. i used to call it the "hugo chavez rainbow web of evil" as in george bush's "axis of evil" but a bit more "trendy" and a lot more extensive and deceptive. more about that in a later post.

i have quite often got a sore throat following such events :-( however they always go fairly quickly.

bed

going to bed. the plan :- early to bed, early to rise, be healthy, be wealthy, be wise, get up feeling refreshed, do loads of work! (work that i want to do ahem and a bit of cleaning) update later goodnight

wheather spells

african witch doctors are known to do rain dances to bring the rain clouds their way... but where do they bring them from?

my, totally amateurish, predictions of world climate, based on the earths rotation and a guestimated distortion for highs and lows created by temperature differences between continental and maritime areas etc, plus a little allowance for ocean currents, suggests that much of the Gobi desert, southern pakistan, iran, saudi arabia, somalia, southern ethiopia and kenya (punt and ophir!) should be fairly well watered, not the deserts or semi deserts they are today! and some of the northern sahara as well perhaps. in contradistinction it suggests that some parts of central africa west of the rift valley should be in a rain shadow! 

so is it that some very skilled ugandan witch doctors have been diverting the worlds rains since.. since.. since the time it was last wet around the Sphinx? or since the divergance of indian elephants form african elephants as a species, blocked of by the arabian deserts?

now i happen to be a pagan and a heathen and in the nordic traditions the southern lands are called muspellheim... could this mean "my spell land" and land made desert by a wheather spell?

and who casted the wheather spell? could it have been Lo-Ki the sky demon? is not the main name worshipped by bantu africans Lu or Lo? perhaps he didnt like egyptians or arameans or morrocans or yemenis going south to disturb his people? or was to punish somalians, tuaregs or gharamantes?

or is this a load of old cobblers!!! a cash reward for anyone providing information leading to the convction of Lo-Ki on a charge of ... of ... ???

what if?

what if william the conqueror had never invaded england, or if the english had won at fulford or beaten william after he landed at hastings, or even attacked normandy first?

what if he had gone to portugal, ireland, denmark or even asturias or morrocco or, most unlikely, Vinland ie america, since we know he wanted an independant kingdom?

what if henry the II had taken england into the orthodox church?

what if richard strongbow had been left to rule as the de jure uxoris king of leinster and meath, and as it happens a native irish high king over connaught meath and ulster, and the plantagenet kings of england hadn't made themselves lords of ireland?

what if the tudors had adopted a more consultative and constructive, democratic and oligarchical approach to ireland, leaving virginia for errant lords powerful, and allowing the irish lords and commons. and clergy to develop their own institutions, and if the reformation there had proceeded somewhat like that in england, scotland and the baltic, for example?

what their had never been an 1801 act of union? what would the world in 1830 have looked like? and today?

or what if elizabeth I had followed her fathers laws and by passed the stuart heirs to the throne of england, and/or their had been no 1707 act of union?

what if ireland had had a canada style dominion status in 1867 or thereabouts?

is anyone interested in this kind of pseudo-history in a serious way? many opine about such things in pubs and bars... but what do those steeped in historical, political and sociological knowledge and reasoning believe? or do they even bother to think about such things?

gardening

spring! is here, and so its time to attend to the garden. gave the lawn its first cut a few weeks ago, its now due for another, but today i gave the budleia  a "just in time" pruning... i'd like to put a few more trees in my rather neglected garden but rain and sunny days alternating recently has brought spring on early and i wonder if they'll be time? 

also all is not well with the car parking situation. neighbours have got more cars now and i need to find another space for mine... i dont have the money in hand to build a garage, maybe some hardstanding? or perhaps i'll get some consulting work and i can just skip off and build an eco windmill in a field somewhere?!

economising

times are hard so like many i'm trying to spend less and save more. ideally i want to save at least £100 a week. last week spent £90, then spoilt it by rushing to waitrose before my official weeks end on tuesday and spending another £70 at . now ive spent another £70 in waitrose, including quite a few of their delicious and seemingly ever-increasing choice of organic chocolate brands, a total of £230. so even if i dont shop till next tuesday, i'll be £30 over budget :-( uh-oh! 

Lie-Bore / Labour

Lie-Bore. this is what i call the labour party. i would never support the labour party. even if i was asked to be on the national executive! or leader! or general secretary or whatever.

i was first exposed to LieBore when i went to university about twenty years ago. trying to facilitate increased democratic participation by first year students, my proposal was brushed aside by what i now know through bitter experience to be typical labour party deceiving rhetoric.

then came Anthony Bliar, Olde Fettesonian (twas fetters he put on we british!), M.A. Oxon, MP, QC... yeuch...!

now gone! :-) but it has left a traumatic scar on the nation, crippled and sick... can gordon brown pick up the pieces? i think not... i am a conservative supporter and i believe the new compassionate conservatives are needed to be the government in the next parliament... we shall see.

at his first election the conservatives portrayed BLiar with his eyes upside down.. looking like a demon from hell... how foresighted they were :-( !

i do wish Anthony Bliar a very very quiet retirement in edinburgh i pray, or perhaps in a Dutch jail, as a result of a hague tribunal war crimes conviction for the murder of 5,000 Serbian civilians, including schoolchildren at class... contemplating his time as the worst prime minister ever to mis-serve an english monarch.

but i think that we may have seen the last or penultimate ever labour party government in this country, and no bad thing... i could never vote for that party, after experiencing this land under him.